Ayup duck!
Let’s get straight to it…
I’m not here for the awkward intros or the corporate BS.
This is where we talk about big goals, bold moves, and the kind of marketing that actually gets you where you want to be.
F**k the Odds. We’re Here to Rewrite Them.
Only 2% of female-owned businesses hit 7 figures
And honestly? That’s the most outdated, patriarchal BS we’ve ever heard.
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We’re done waiting for a system that wasn’t built for us to catch up. Instead, we’re rewriting the rules, building businesses that refuse to apologise for their ambition, and proving that seven figures isn’t just possible -it’s inevitable.
Now to the important stuff: Taking action ↓
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Putting more money in your hands
We know what it takes to build something from the ground up -the grind, the sacrifices, the relentless drive to make it work.
It’s not just about the money! It’s about what the money represents: freedom, choices, and showing up for yourself in ways you never thought possible.
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We don’t do boring
Why shrink to fit when you’re meant to take up space? Too many businesses settle for safe, beige marketing - content that fades into the background, campaigns that whisper instead of roar. Not here.
Our campaigns are unapologetically bold, driven by your unique energy and the story only you can tell.
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we Really, Really love data
Let’s talk receipts. Aysha has spent 12 years using data to make the UK’s biggest companies (think literal millions) even bigger.
So when we say we live for a data-driven approach, we mean it. Numbers don’t lie—and we use them to craft killer strategies that’ll take your business to the next level.
Meet the team
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Aysha
founder, marketer
I’m the gal behind Klowt Media, here to help female service pros hit those 6&7-figure goals with bold, creative marketing backed by data-driven strategy.
When I’m not behind my laptop, you’ll find me adventuring in the campervan with my dog Steve - my sidekick and a well-travelled, treat-obsessed pup with 11 countries under his collar.
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Sacha
marketing assistant
Our resident Gen Z (aka she slays on socials), Sacha is here to make sure your content’s on point, on time, and turning heads. She’s got a knack for the latest trends, engagement, and everything that keeps an audience hooked.
When Sacha’s not posting our clients ‘gram, she’s out exploring or making friends with cute animals.